Here in Georgia, red and black car flags swarm like locusts while the AJC pumps a redux of 1980. I've endured that for over 30 years and likely won't outlive a repeat. Meanwhile, national sports radio gushes so over Notre Dame that I'm almost questioning my Christian faith. I have a graduate degree from Tuscaloosa but have never cared one whit about its football team succeeding until now. Please put an end to this madness, Nick Saban. If you are indeed the Devil, I'll accept a Faustian bargain with you. Stop this nightmare by steamrolling the poodles and crushing the Irish and I swear I'll never remove this Alabama class ring from my finger--not to work, not to bathe, not to sleep, and not to make love...at least until you skip town for another job, which I hope is real soon.