me a massive ass stompin' of the Gawddamnedcurvermine so I'm not counting on any help from that quarter any time soon. Guess I will just have to fall back on beginners luck.

Assuming that is enough, the bride and I aren't going to live long enough to spend the net proceeds and we don't want to ruin all the kids and grandkids. Thus I have decided that if I win, along with other worthy charities, I will give $1M to every poster I like on the VS.

If you feel there is even the slightest chance that old Hump was born with a $1.5B clover up his arse now is your last chance to make amends for any of your prior comments ( or opinions ) that might have offended me.  Some of you are beyond atonement but those of you on the margin could start by starring this post.

Good Luck !