If LSU and UF can't agree on re-scheduling the game, the conference will consider both teams forfeit the game.

To the Ducks. And while some may argue that this name is already taken, for Oregon the name is a noun while for UF it would be a verb. And they could do a quacking routine for their fan yell with a loud QUACK followed by quacks of diminishing volume to simulate a flock of startled ducks waddling quickly away from a fight.

And you guys can spare us the "we have no choice" routine. Foley made the same calculation almost every Duck on this board made that y'all can weasel into the Championship game by not being able to reschedule and thus lost the motivation to do so.

Hmmm... Weasels... that fits both as a noun and a verb. You might consider that name too.