1) "I got engaged but who says I am ever going to actually get married.  It is the perfect setup!"

2) "I'm a "married bachelor", it is the perfect setup!"

3) "We got a place together and I was allowed to throw away all of my stuff (I've been wanting to get rid of it anyway).  It is the perfect setup!"

4) "I have to buy my jeans at Wal-Mart now but she has doubled her spending.  I still get to wear jeans but my money still gets spent.  It is the perfect setup!"

5) "This satellite tracking device I have to wear around my neck is great!  She knows where I am at all times plus it matches well with the hand-me-down jean shorts and tank top I picked up at a garage sale the other day.  It is the perfect setup!"

6) "I only have a minute because I have to get the dishes washed and I only get a limited amount of time on the internet each day.  Marriage is great!  Perfect setup!  Oh #badword#, I gotta go...."