I am a scientist.  I have served as a scientist for years in the global war on ignorance.  Questioning my scientist-in-chief and his mission is unpatriotic.  You need to sit down and STFU!  See this scar on my cheek here?  A mutant mouse got away and cut me with a scalpel.  This provides all the evidence I need that you are wrong.  Now unless you want to be an dumbass the rest of your life, either accept my analysis of this or grab a pipette and stand a post.  You pathetic lay person you.  You are not worthy of the scientific knowledge I have bequethed to the world in my days.  All you liberal scumbags should have to strap on a lab coat just once in your puny lives.  Don't even look at me . . . I am far superior because of my having worn my lab coat in the service of this great country.  So STFU . . . deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me in this lab. You need me in this lab.

You, you unpatriotic, liberal scumbag!  I fart in your general direction!