...were black midgets.  Not regular black midgets either.  I mean, super tiny.  Like you were both only two feet high and drunk-insulted each other in the McDonalds/Bar we were all in.  You know, where you start insulting a guy while you're drunk and then you turn your head to finish your drink and gargle the rest of the insult out to the bottom of the glass?  Well, that's what you two were doing.  Then you started fighting and it was absolutely hilarious.  Two tiny black people fighting.

After the fight, Swamp Gas, who won the fight, I'm sorry (his little black fists were mini speed demons), said that him and Hobbes earned a living by betting on him in cock fights.  As in, they would lower him down into a cock-fighting pit and he would duke it out with roosters.  That was so funny.  I'm not sure what you did for a living in my dream.