and wasn't satisfied with 3 points. So he blocked his own kick and returned it for a touchdown. Football scholars have asked why this wasn't scored as a safety for the opponent. These scholars were met with triple roundhouse kicks to the face. Martial arts scholars have asked how a triple roundhouse kick is possible, but they have since been run over by Tebow's 2,000 HP Camaro. Automotive engineers have been strangely silent on how such a car is possible.