My two-year-old nephew is visiting from Denver. His mom (my sister) is a UF grad and a big Gator fan. Last night, we're all sitting around chatting after dinner. As usual this time of year, my dad (a UT grad) is wearing a Tennessee shirt with the orange "T" logo. Ever the instigator, my dad is trying to teach my nephew to say "Go Vols" and other such cheers that offend our Gator sensibilities. As you can imagine, a two-year-old doesn't have especially good diction, so "Tennessee Vols" tends to roll off his tounge a bit differently. With the whole family gathered 'round, my dad points to the "T" on his shirt and asks my nephew, "What does this stand for?" Ever so proudly, the little guy responds, "Teensy Balls." I managed to pick myself up off the ground about ten minutes later.