today we salute you, mr. one-armed star football player (mr. one-armed star football player) they told you your season was over. then they told you your season was over after you play the big conference game. (give it your all safely now) even in the face of season-ending surgery, you push on pushing on. (sack that quarterback!) we're not sure if you're that good, or if your backup sucks that bad, but if one arm's good enough for you, it's good enough for us (good bad good bad) so stand and be recognized mr. one-armed star football player. you may not be married to your sister, but you still make your fans proud to say, "i'm a volunteer." (mr. one-armed star football player)