People hate us because we are the beautiful people of the SEC.  We are the glamour school.  We are that hot girl in high school that the rest of the girls hate but wish they were.  It's why you all come here.  It's why you will never understand our issues, because they are bigger than any issues you can conceive of.  It's why you fear our scout team.  It's why our blue is bluer, and our orange is brighter.  It's why everyone loves sunsets over the ocean.  Becasue, you see, we are the boys of old Florida...F-L-O-R-I-D-A.  Our board is the coolest our posters do drool less than any other board you will see...eee.

So, while we welcome you and your cute little topics and gripes about your less significant minutia, we all know the real story.  It just really doesn't matter.