The Virtual Swamp Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr.Authority on All Things Worth Knowing
(Mr. Authority on All Things Worth Knowing)
You've given us the real American dream: an authoritative post on everything from steroids to beer marketing and a little sign that says, "I’m Right And I Know it buddy!"
(Pinch me, I'm dreamin'!)
Pushing encyclopedia britannica to its limits, you offer expert-everything, all the time, and 400 tips for smarter living.
(It’s a Mensa frenzy!)
Whether its island real estate, politics, beer, theme parks, or performance enhancers, if there’s an answer, you’ve invented it. And if there's a little dissension from the lowly unenlightened, well then everything's going to be o.k.
(I thank God for the class system!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, britannica boy. You know the way to a man's heart…and a few hundred pithy ways to take credit for it.
(Mr. Authority on All Things Worth Knowing)