Blobby: Supposin ya tell me all whats been happening heyah numbah 5..... AD: Well ya see coach, basically I was approached by this guy who said he could get me some money and I didn't want it but basically he said it was clean so I figured I could pull it off. Blobby: What was this fella's name? AD: His name? Uh well seem to me like he said it was Vandalay...yeah that's right um Art Vandalay. Anyway, he said basically that he would get a check from this business and get me some money from it. Blobby: What kind of business? AD: Well, basically it is a deli with a lot of soup. The guy's name is Yev Kasem but I just call him The Soup Nazi. He used to be a partner with a guy named Poppy but the board of health shut that guy down cuz he wouldn't wash his hands. Blobby: Don't you know that there are honest ways to make money numbah 5? AD: Well coach basically I tried that before. Ya see my Dad had a bunch of cabana wear clothes that I figured he'd never wear again so basically I tried to seel them to a consignment shop but they turned it down cuz they said it was moth ridden. Blobby: Whay were you so desperate for money anyway? It ain't like you need food. We got the training table right here. AD: Well coach basically, I'm getting tired of the same old food at the training table. It doesn't have any of my favorite foods there. Blobby: And what is that? AD: Well basically, chocolate babka, marble rye, and piaya but I'm guessing nobody can make piaya around here like my friend's mom. Blobby: What friend, that Vandalay guy? AD: No, George Costanza. Blobby: So what are you telling me son? Are you saying you're innocent? AD: I'm basically saying there are a lot of boosters out there who have offered me money and it is hard not to take it. This isn't the first time you know. Blobby: Who else offered you money? AD: Well, the ones I can remember are...well let's see there's.... Kenny Banya, Some guy who calls himself The Drake, David Putty...he and I often have lunch at Arby's, and some portly postal worker named Newman. Blobby: I'm still trying to find out if you're innocent. AD: Well coach basically if you ax me, I did probably mess up but this Vandalay guy double crossed me. He gave me a check to go cash and when I got to the bank, they said he didn't have an account there. I showed the teller a picture of him and she said that they indeed had that guy's account but his name wasn't Art Vandalay. Blobby: What was his name? AD: They told me that it was Buck Naked and that he was a porno actor but that his REAL name was Jack Klampas and he lives in Del Boca Vista in South Florida. Blobby: Well numbah 5, it does sound to me like you were railroaded. I'll look into this son. Two hours later..... AD in the dorm with Dockett, Boldin, and the homies..... (Laughs all around) AD: That worked like a charm. I knew that old fart wrould never be up as late as 7:30 in the evening and he aint never seen Sienfeld in his life!