Monday, 8:00 a.m.  "Have a great day at school  You will be the next Jack Youngblood."    

Monday, 9:15 a.m.  "Do they let you have cell phones at school?  If not, you should petition for an exception for football players.  Can't wait to see you in orange and blue."   

Monday 9:20 a.m.  "Just realized you probably never heard of Jack Youngblood. Way old geezer.  You're the next Derrick Harvey."

Monday 11:45 a.m.  "What's for lunch at school today?  Once you committ to UF, you'll be eating at our training table and can kiss Sloppy Joes, Carrot Coins and Chilled Pears goodbye and say hello to  Broiled Sea Scallops, Double Cut Hand Carved Chicago Style Bone In New York Strips with Lumb Crabmeat Stuffing and Bearnaise Sauce, Twice Baked Potatoes and Silver Queen Roasted Corn on the Cob.  Can't wait to show you our own SERVE YOURSELF ALL YOU CAN EAT SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM MACHINE!   Anyway, enjoy lunch. 

Monday 11:47 a.m.  "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?  (We can get it added if needed.)  If you haven't tried Intensebomb Orange and Blueberry Nuclear Frost, you should.  It was developed  by the same folks that make Gator Ade just for our Defensive Linemen.  The group you will be anchoring for four two years before you turn pro!

Monday 1:45 p.m.   "Hopefully, lunch digested well!  Have a great time in Trig.  Talk at ya before practice, Mister Orange and Blue!

Monday 3:00 p.m.  Hope you had a great day at school!   Here, you will have a tutor to help with Intro to Football Science, Nutrition for Nose Guards and daily blowjobs.  By the way, I heard from admisssions, the girl to guy ratio at UF is now 1.4 to 1.  For football players who play both ways, like you will Hero, those numbers are even better!

Monday 6:00 p.m.   As you can see, I laid off my orange and blue V3 ^m2d  MotoRazr 2700 with built in LCD screen and ice cream machine  (Have you heard Cingular's We Are The Boys Rap Remix Ringtone?) so you could practice without interruption.  How'd it go stud?   The other coaches and I were all sitting around in the players lounge (all leather seats, 90 inch flat panel plasmaTV with stereo sound pumped through the stadium speakers, Xbox, Sling Box, PS2, Game Cube, another ice cream machine, jacuuzi, Zapps potato chip closet and wireless notebooks galore) talking about how awesome your last game was against Tryhard Heights.  We need a guy like you who can rush the passer, tie up three lineman and intecept on the same play.  Anyway, hope you had a great practice bud.  Talk to you in a few.

Monday 6:15 p.m.   "Are you home yet?  If you were here, you'd already be in the players lounge - its only 50 yards from the practice field.  You will star in our first You Tube feature length Future NFL Playa Highlight Video if you sign the orange and blue line!  (Man, I can't wait to watch you sack that Stafford kid in the Swamp II.)

Monday 8:00 p.m.  Hope your day was phat, slice.  You are the bomb!   Sleep well.  If you watch the FSU offense on ESPNU tonight, it will help you doze off.  Anyway, slick, talk at ya tomorrow.  And remember - We've got a heisman website already reserved for you for this fall.   BestFloridaLinemanEver.com

Go Gators and Go You!!!!!!