For some reason, dawgs seem to think that UF fans run around in "jean shorts" all the time. Well we know this is a ridiculous accusation - it just a preconceived misconception that has been perpetuated over the years by the dawgs.

(I for one have never worn jean shorts and don't know anybody that does. Heck even the staff at the club wear uniforms)

So, let me put to rest some of the silly misconceptions that some Florida fans may have about the folks from Georgia .......

#1. Georgia Girls learn to chew tobacco when they go to college in Athens.

That is just stupid talk. By not knowing the true facts of the matter you appear totally ignorant. In fact, most Georgia girls are experts at tobacco chewing by the end of the 11th grade and have long since mastered it before they reach Athens!! Now, most of the 10th grade girls are a bit tentative about it but

it doesn't take long before they are chawing with the best of the boys their age.

#2. Most Georgia fans spend most of their days in the barn standing in cow sh*t punching udders and pulling cow teats.

How udderly ;-) ridiculous!! Where did you ever get that idea??

Some of the family is out in the field driving tractors. Some repairing fences and some have to take the old pick-up down the long dirt road into town to go to the feed store occasionally. Besides, statistics show that almost half of the Georgia fan base are in poultry farming and are standing around all day in Chicken sh*t.

(BTW, farming is an honorable profession - just wonder why we don't have more honorable UGA posters)

#3. All Georgia fans CAN NOT play a banjo. Regardless of what you saw in the movie Deliverance (filmed on the Taccoa river in Georgia) there are not hundreds of talented inbreds picking fiddles out in the Georgia countryside. It is a very difficult instrument to play well and just takes WAY too much effort for most of them. The others are just laying on the floor of the front porch or sittin up in the old sofa's that are out on the front porch.

#4. Every Georgia redneck does not have a Rottweiler chained up in the bed of their jacked up Monster 4X4 pick up truck.

Sometimes the Rottweiler has to stay at home .....

IT's Georgia WEEK FOLKS !!