My first week in Jennings Hall as a Freshman I had spotted her in the lobby (Sharyl, not Hillary) a couple of times.  She was amazingly hot back in the day.  One day I saw her going to the front desk to check out a vacuum.  So a young (brutally handsome) Mudlizard saw this as his opening.  "Hi that looks heavy, can I help you carry it to your room?"

I'm not sure if it was the the look she gave or the condescending tone in her voice when she said "No thanks"...but I knew then she was destined for a life full of regret and what ifs.  I have often felt badly for her since.

My first week in Jennings Hall as a Freshman I had spotted her in the lobby (Sharyl, not Hillary) a couple of times.  She was amazingly hot back in the day.  One day I saw her going to the front desk to check out a vacuum.  So a young (brutally handsome) Mudlizard saw this as his opening.  "Hi that looks heavy, can I help you carry it to your room?"

I'm not sure if it was the the look she gave or the condescending tone in her voice when she said "No thanks"...but I knew then she was destined for a life full of regret and what ifs.  I have often felt badly for her since.