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humpgator (24.129.68.105) on 1/28/2003 - 9:45 a.m. says: ( 146 views )

"NLMF.....Read this and quit crying..."

I find it ironic that I am accused of mistreating butt sniffer posters on this GATOR board. The Naked Lady Dog seems to be quite upset by my references to leg humpers, mutt butts, poodles, leg lifters, droolers etc. Well, I am really not sorry one little bit. Matter of fact I can find no good reason under this orange and blue sky to go over to a dog board and rub noses with the most obnoxious fans in ALL of college sports....the dog asses ! Thus I can not imagine why a supposed dog supporter would choose to hang around on a Gator board and fraternize with the enemy. Not one good reason unless one were a " closet " Gator fan or totally consumed with Gator envy like those hapless souls in clowntown. Now you might wonder why I Hate UGly so much and if you do you are perhaps a recent UF grad and don't fully appreciate the depth to whick Old Gators despise the puppies. I have lived through some of the most difficult times to be a Gator ....Ray Graves, Doug dickless et.al. and suffered the insults of drunken obnoxious Ga fans in Jacksonville after the 51 to zip debacle. The Buck to Lindsey greatest "pull it out your ass" suck job for the ages and of course Herschell. I have witnessed humper fans urinating in public, spitting on gator ladys, fighting in mud puddles outside the Gator Bowl and of course heard enough vile curse words to last a lifetime. Well old dog, that all changed about thirteen years ago when the evil genius ( I didn't name him that you guys did ) came to town. We have kicked your " Mutt Butts " (There I said it again ) all over Jacksonville, Hogtown and yes even between those scrawny shrubs you call hedges ! The gators have run up the score, gone for last minute TD's and punched one in between the hedges to hang 50 on you.....I enjoyed EVERY minute of it too ! Matter of fact I have some pretty good company in my dislike for leg lifters....like one Steve Spurrier. Not just a Gator Coach but A Gator Fan first last and always. His job-one was to not simply beat UGa but to beat the living Crap out of them every chance he got. My kind of Gator to say the least. Now, don't think I am a bitter human being because that is far from the truth. I have been blessed with a good secure life, wonderful family and friends and most of all the God given priveledge of attending the University of Florida ! The only thing I was ever bitter about was getting whipped by the scum suckers from Athens.....something that thank the lord I have lived long enough to see totally reversed. Last year I was coming out of a restaurant in Atlanta when a group of surly dog fans made the remark, " What are you doing here in that obnoxioue jacket...this is bulldog country." to which I replied, " Really, I thought we owned this part of the country now !" There wasn't much they could come up with in the way of a reply except a few typical dog expletives. Can't tell you how good that shoe felt when it was on the other foot. In conclusion, Let me state for the record.....I despise Georgia ! Always have and always will. However, I have no problem with your wanting to rub elbows with the winners. You are welcome on this board, but never mistake that it is anything but a Gator board and expect a certain amount of abuse. You guys earned it and you are going to get it from me and a bunch of old Gators who still remember. and BTW, if you are going to hang around Gator Land don't be so Damned sensitive ! All you younger Gators remember what my daddy ( UF '34) told me, " Son, you aren't a Gator if you don't Hate Georgia !" Go Gators !

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