Mon,  I have been trying to install a new HDTV receiver and DVR for this lawyer dude in Sofla.  He is ringin' ma cellphone off the da hook mon.  Every 5 minutes he is a callin and whinnin.  I got 500 other installs, but have tried to work around HIS schedule. 

So I show up the other day and he is there and shows me to the 21" Walmart TV he wants hooked up..  There is apple computer stuff all over his home.  So much so that I can hardly make across the room to the "entertainment center" 

The whole time his bitchin bout some dude named "Mud" and his "rules."  What really creeps me out is he is only wearin' a thong and some ratty flip-flops and is covered in some cheap coconut smellin' self tannin' lotion. 

I guess it goes withou sayin' dat I skipped on the install and told him I'd be back.  Ain't no way Ima gonna hook dat #badword# up.  I don't care who he knows he must roll his own joint to hook up dat crap set!