CONTEXT ADDED BY ADMIN: END OF CONTEXT But after the win is in hand, I want them to be humiliated. I want their bandwaggon fans to wish they had chosen to support FIU. I want their players to wish they had chosen to play soccer. I want their coaches reduced to gut wrenching sobbing with spit-bubbles coming out of their noses. I want the local radio stations to cancel all future programming that in any way refers to them. I want the streets of South Florida to be littered with discarded license plates and hastily torn off decals and bumper stickers. I want to see homeless people prefering to remain unclothed rather than to wear the donated Cane clothing that is offered to them. I want Michael Irvin, Melvin Bratton, Bernie Kosar, and Howard Scnellenberger to all hold hands as they jump into Biscayne Bay. I want the army to declare they will no longer wear fatigues. I want Wayne Huizenga to demolish Dolphins Stadium just so the Hurricanes have no lasting affiliation. But mostly, I just want a win.
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