-try out the vol board and whab.

-get on ausemperfi's porn email forwarding list.

-go to the lounge and call wayne a conservative hack.

-make a personal icon for yourself, or ask one of the board's talented iconographers to assist you.

-post racy pictures of scantily clad women. mud will let you know if you go too far. when in doubt, post areolas and ask for forgiveness later.

-have a few exchanges WITH JIMG8R!!!

-ask where ghost gator is.

-tell albert you've never had a hall of fame post.

-go to the lounge and call wayne a liberal hack.

-go to the lounge and call yourself moderate.

-go to the lounge and complain about it, while you read and post avidly on it.

-tell mud it would be nice if a football schedule was on the vs. if he responds, immediately ask what the front page is.

-find a good job in america for crocodile jim v.

-convince swampgas apple is not the debil.

-get your total post-count up to near 0.5% of swamp gas' total.

-figure out how old gatordj is.

-have wise check his email.

-run naked down peachtree street.