As our conservative friends here and on WHAB need to get slathering mad at Obama about something each day I thought I'd give them an assist for the next few days.

February 12 - Obama wants to ban beer.  You can tell this is true by the way he obviously didn't enjoy brew when he took a sip on the campaign trail.  And we're not talking just lame-a$$ Alabama beer either.  He wants to ban all beer and require that we drink only wine - French wine.

February 13 - Obama ripped the pages out of the Lincoln Bible and took his oath on the Communist Manifesto.  We already know Obama is a Muslim and as a liberal he's the same thing as a communist.  So it only makes sense that he didn't want to really use a Bible.  And since his true sacred documents come from Karl Marx it must be that he made a secret switch on us.  Anyone who scoffs at this logic is a Kool-Aid drinker sucked in by the Obama cult of personality.

February 14 - Obama will pass legislation making the display of the confederate flag a hate crime.  As Obama wasn't born in the US he doesn't know that the civil war had nothing to do with slavery but was simply about states rats.  So because he associates symbolism from the civil war with the subjugation of blacks, to him that symbolism is a hate crime.  And since he has not posted this proposed bill on his website as he claimed he would for all legislation he is also breaking that campaign promise.  Is there no end to his deceit? 

February 15 - Obama is going to take away your guns.  Oh sure, you've already worked yourselves into an absolute tizzy over this one several times, but hey, it'll give you another chance to make melodramatic statements like, "...when they pry it from my cold dead fingers."   Yee haw there Cleetus.

February 16 - Obama will mandate gay marriage.  While the libertarian wing of the conservative movement at first may find this unobjectionable, they fail to realize that to liberals the intolerance of gays goes beyond merely forbidding them from marriage. (Or is it condemning?)  In order to foster full understanding and harmony between the sexual preferences Obama will require all adult Americans to have a gay marriage.  Divorce will only be permitted once it can be proven that the marriage has been consummated.  This may cause the involuntary gay tourism marriages to be long lasting as on the male side it will be hard to find one member of the household willing to "take one for the team" while on the female side there may be few willing to go back.