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UFNY
(67.86.81.230) on 7/7/2009 - 10:00 a.m. says: ( 200 views
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CONTEXT ADDED BY ADMIN: END OF CONTEXT Night game schedule: 8am: Wake up, realize you have 11 hours until kickoff, then try and fall back asleep 9am: Realize it's not going to work, get up. Wonder if you should get ready for the game now or after breakfast 10am: Stumble out of the hotel, go to ChikFilA and wait in line for 2 biscuits and coffee. 11am: Back to the hotel, get dressed for the game Noon: Realize that you still have 7 hours until kickoff and the tailgate won't actually start until 3pm at the earliest. Stop off at ABC for booze and then drive to campus anyhow 12:30pm: Park, then wander around campus looking at where you used to have class. Go by the Gator shop and realize you have too much crap already. Think about having lunch at Burrito Bros, but realize the line's probably 2 hours long. 1:30: Cram your way into The Swamp and look for Coach Tony. 2:00: Fail to find Coach Tony. Leave The Swamp and try and find anywhere to get a drink that isn't 4 people deep at the bar, waiting for the damned tailgate truck to show up. Cram your way back into The Swamp when that effort fails. 2:30: Reach the bar. 2:45: Get the bartender's attention and order two beers. 3:00: Chug the beers and then head to the tailgate. Realize that you haven't eaten since 10am and stumble a bit. 3:15: Get to the tailgate and start drinking again. 3:45: Eat a whole bag of Doritos 4:00-6:30: Tailgate and realize there's nowhere near enough food 7:00-11:00: Watch another Gator victory 11:30: Go back to the tailgate, realize there STILL isn't any food, and drink some more. 12:30: Look around and realize that traffic is still backed up, so sit back down 1am: Leave to go back to the hotel 2am: Arrive at the hotel and crash 5am: Wake up hung over, pack furiously, and jump in the car to drive to Orlando for your flight.
Now, the 3:30 schedule: 8am: Wake up, realize you have only 7.5 hours until kickoff, and use the excitement rush to shower and dress for the game 9am: Head out the door ready to go, stop by ChikFilA and grab 2 biscuits and coffee. 9:30am: Stop off at ABC for booze and pick up the extra food for the tailgate 10:30pm: Park further away than you want to, and pay the pedicab guy to haul you and your food/drink to the tailgate lot 11:00: Arrive at the tailgate spot. Call your buddy and ask where the hell he is. Wait the 30 minutes til he finally shows up. 11:30: Set up food and drink, commence sumptuous lunch and drinking Noon-3pm: Enjoy tailgating in beautiful weather, surrounded by excited people 3:30-7:00 Watch another Gator victory. Head back to the tailgate to watch some of the late game and drink a bit more to prolong good mood 8:00: Leave the tailgate and head downtown to eat dinner in game clothes, and celebrate 8:00-1am: Celebrate with other happy Gators, eat good food, enjoy the evening. 2am: Arrive at the hotel and crash 5am: Wake up hung over, pack furiously, and jump in the car to drive to Orlando for your flight. |
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Incorrect! This is why. UFNY 7/7/2009 - 10:00 a.m. |
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