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really works. I read all these speculative innuendos on what goes on and I just get sick and tired of it. As one highly placed in a booster infrastructure, that I can't divulge, I shouldn't do this, but you guys deserve to know the real facts on our higher eschelon giving...
1. Double Golden Chief ($250 dollars or more per year):
3 customized plays per game per year called by Bobby Bowden himself
Covered parking (Includes annual parking pass inside circus tent)
Free password to Warchant.com
Annual Coach's "New Recruit" cell phone list (Now with monthly updates!!)
Weekly email updates during the season on internal strife from Jeff Bowden
Access to Willie Meggs back line number
Preferred member access to FDLE Research Library
"Insiders" revolving charge account at Dillards
2 annual sky box seats next to Burt Reynolds
2. Golden Chief ($110 dollars or more per year):
1 customized play per game per year called by Bobby Bowden himself
2 free drink tickets at Ken's per game
Free password to Warchant.com
"Insiders" revolving charge account at Dillards
2 ring side tickets to NWA "Smack Down 2003" plus autographed Farukh picture
3. Silver Chief ($75 dollars or more per year):
2 side line passes per year
Free password to Warchant.com
" Early Bird" Camper parking next to Law School Lot
1 copy of the Girls Gone Wild At The Reservation" video
4. Tomahawk ($25 dollars or more per year):
2 side line passes per year
Free password to Warchant.com
Lunch with Mike Bianchi during season
Free "Biggie Size" upgrades at any participating Burger King (Disclaimer: FSU must score over 12 points in a game to qualify)
Of course, if you really have pull, you get insider access to various State Departments so that you can style better than your rivals. We just did this in Tennessee for example...
Much better than the puny Gator tag...
It's all about money and clout.
Hope this clears the picture up.
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