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gatorpower
(70.164.72.27) on 9/22/2009 - 3:54 p.m. says: ( 213 views
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"Seriously, he's not our problem anymore. He's Tennessee's problem..." |
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CONTEXT ADDED BY ADMIN: END OF CONTEXT Lane might as well be the head coach for all the mule-shaped candidates in the Special Olympics at this point. He's their pretty, little Bangkok street whore. And, yes, it's Tennessee that he charges by the hour for these outbursts. And yes, they bought him because he's probably cheaper than a flock of sheep, yet cries twice as loud. And yes, he's not so much a football coach as he is the head, male cheerleader, but he's their head, male cheerleader. He wears the pleather for them. He wears the chalky rouge for them. He keeps their farm animals warm at night. And while it's somewhat entertaining to watch the highest-paid monkey pee into its own mouth, it's not something Florida has to stay captive too. It's entirely Tennessee's problem. The initials on his play pen say 'UT'. Florida bought itself an entire year of not having to worry about him. An entire year to add to our other four years. He's the happiest coach to ever have lost and, yeah, if someone is going to have a problem with that, then let it be the Vols. Can you imagine any other head coach, college or NFL, giddy over losing by 10 points? And which ones would have the balls to brag about it in front of their own fans? He is certainly welcome to chase after moral victories, in my book, and daydream of imaginary scenarios that put him on top of the college football landscape without having to worry about winning games. Good for him. Other teams might find it difficult to celebrate in this fashion without having actual performances to guide their emotions, but I applaud Tennessee for not being reluctant to divorce themselves from reality. Basing happiness on results can be so depressing, especially when you're not good at generating results. And why would Gators have a problem with this? This does not describe our situation; this describes a problem thousands of miles away from Gainesville. This is Tennessee's problem. Anything that comes out of Lane's mouth, aside from having a musky, bird-poop scent, is 100% Tennessee. I say, let him wonder about how Florida will score offensively without Tim Tebow, though maybe he should start worrying about how his offense will score offensively with Crompton. I say, let him enjoy out-coaching, out-hustling and out-playing the Gators to his second loss of a season. Why should we have to get mad about that? We're not writing his checks. So however you feel about this, enjoy watching him bask in his loss almost as much as we bask in our victory. It's not our problem. |
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Seriously, he's not our problem anymore. He's Tennessee's problem... gatorpower 9/22/2009 - 3:54 p.m.
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