• paying Greg Allen and others in the early 80's and only getting a letter of reprimand from the NCAA with no sanctions, while acting holier than thou when UF got busted by the NCAA and got crucified

• the phrase "Death Penalty" tumbling out of every sow's mouth at least once every 30 seconds in the late 80's

• The Deion Sanders rule whereby guys who play for your school must be actual students at the university....meaning they must-GASP! ATTEND CLASS!  The rule was instituted after the aforementioned "playa" didn't bother going to class his whole Senior season but Blotchy played him in the bowl anyway......after criticizing THE MEDIA for questioning him about it!  Incredible!

• The state having to pass a rule severely limiting the number of partial qualifiers a school could take after sow took SEVEN in one year (including Charlie Ward).  UF had taken about 2-3 in 10 years before that

• the state having to pass a rule that if you are charged with a FELONY you may not play until your FELONY charges are dealt with after Blotchy played THREE Felons, including Julian Pittman who practiced on work release (not kidding)

• Mad Mickey's Defenses annually being about the dirtiest in the whole NCAA including one year when they bragged about and kept tally of how many QB's they had knocked out of games in the All Cupcake Conference...

• fleeing to the All Cupcake Conference after the SEC wouldn't guarantee Blotchy that he wouldn't have to play Alabama and Auburn in the same year (boo hoo)

• The slew of obvious late hits on Danny Wuerffel in the 96 game in Tally

• The Footlocker Scandal in which the sows knew a bunch of their players were getting extra benefits and did nothing at all about it not even suspending any of them until it came out publicly and they were forced to do so.  The NCAA once again gave them probation with no sanctions.

• sow's compliance director, Minnis, deliberately not taking written records (in violation of rules and policy to do so) so as to not have written records which would have to be released to NCAA investigators when one of their QB's, Adrian McPherson, was busted kiting checks at the car dealership of a prominent sow booster (there were heavy heavy allegations that he was mixed up in gambling)

• Ronnie Cottrell working at sow in the 90's as their recruiting director and guys who were complete academic slugs suddenly managing to qualify and stay eligible as if by magic.  Poof!  One of whom-Reinard Wilson was a later first round draft pick and a guy who managed to score a SIX on his Wunderlic test...the 2nd lowest score I've ever heard of...the dude was borderline retarded-yet, no problem qualifying or staying eligible at sow.....Cottrell left for Bama and they did a lot better 3-4 years later and then got absolutely slammed for all kinds of massive recruiting violations which Cottrell was right in the middle of.  Gee, I guess he was squeaky clean before coming to Bama and learned all that dirty stuff there.  Say, would you like to buy some oceanfront property I happen to own in Arizona?

• Darnell Docket attempting to stomp on Rex Grossman's hand and deliberately twisting Earnest Graham's knee, injuring Graham and preventing him from playing in the critical game against Tennessee the next week

• Bowden's famous proclamation of "international rules" after he had said any player who violated curfew would not play in the bowl game and then his star kicker Sebastian Janifatasski was out drunk (as usual) after curfew.  Janikowski played of course. 

• Bowden "praying for a misdemeanor" after star receiver Peter Warrick was busted stealing from Dillards and by now state rules required that any player with a felony charge (instituted earlier by the state due to his earlier shameful win-at-all-costs :"discipinary" policies).  As soon as charges were reduced, Warrick was back in the lineup

• one of their special teams aces (forgot his name) being suspended for drunk driving, reinstated for the Florida game and then resuspended as soon as it was safely over

• getting busted yet again for a massive case of academic fraud only after they first tried to throw a couple of scrubs and athletes in other sports they don't care about under the bus to protect all-important football.  Then as soon as a female swimmer who was thrown under the bus blew the whistle, them immediately finding that 27 football players had in fact cheated. The NCAA once again placed them on probation with no sanctions other than having to forfeit games in which the cheaters participated....which they would have to do under NCAA rules anway.

That's just what I could think of off the top of my head.  I'm sure there was more.....and the school adminsitration and boosters and fans being just fine and dandy with it all so long as it meant they could win football games.

and you don't enjoy their downfall?  You don't snicker with glee at their every stumble, faceplant and humiliation?  If ANYBODY truly DESERVES EVERY bit of suckage, every embarrassing, humiliating ASSWHIPPING they receive, it is sow and Blotchy.  Every time the bastages lose I just sit here cackling like a hyena, pointing at the TV screen, screaming LOSERS!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! SUCK IT LOSERS!!!!!!!! and some other things I cannot repeat on this family message board.

But hey, maybe its just me.