to half-wits everywhere for comparing them to Virtual Swamp administrators.  That was insensitive of me and I am sorry.

Following my post yesterday I received of complaint emails from Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity, Rick Perry and a number of other members of the Republican intelligencia, otherwise known as half-wits, expressing how deeply offended they were to lumped in the same category as the admins here.

I even received a scathing note from the guy in the video of an inept burglar who broke into a liquor store but couldn’t get out.*   Even he was pissed.  That rather surprised me as I always assumed he was one the admins here.  You must admit watching the half-witted crook fall through the ceiling tiles over and over again bears an uncanny resemblance to the supervision job done here at the Lounge.

Anyway, I had to apologize even to that guy.  I now realize where I went wrong and why my insulting post was unable to generate the coveted red star.

Flea – I accidentally used a three syllable word at the end.  He has no idea what I said.

DJ – He probably laughed and his teeth popped out, forcing him to spend the rest of the evening looking for them.

Albert – Even though I only posted one sentence it was too long.  He got distracted and his mind wandered elsewhere.

Mud – He’s still too busy trying to figure out if he wants to be on Team Jacob or Team Edward to pay attention to the job for which he is horribly overcompensated.

Now give me my damn red star.

* For those of you so out of touch (like I'm surprised) that you don't know what video I'm talking about, here it is: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEb_lZTZUUg