- Bagdad Bob has been captured and flown to MCDill AF Base where a motorcade escorted him to Tallahassee where he was given the job at FSU as SID. In his first press conference he stated there was no gambling scandal at FSU and offered to drive the press to Joke Shambles Stadium to ask the players themselves.He also offered to to take them to the Tallahassee Mall and show them NO Nole gets a 90% discount at Dillards or FREE SHOES at FOOT LOCKER.He claims it is all propaganda by The University of Florida and its Allies to tarnish the image of the GREAT BOOBY BOWDOWN Regime.He also denied any FSU player has ever been arrested.He went on to state that in the " Recruiting War" Zook forces have been routed and driven out of the state and are in Idaho as we speak.