More strippers, end of the year cash back bonus for posts, an open bar, a standard meeting place in a Gator Den at BHG for home games, more strippers, automatic audio for all of DJ's bad lyrics posts, a spell checker, a grammer checker, an attitude checker, chat participation for more non-Gator events, more strippers, more skins, replace all current icons with actual pics of the posters, a search party to find "Sentinel, The", a bet with VTTW that ends with ReVOLver being Mud's butler, more strippers, more posts by Art Bell and Yuri Testikov, a really good turkey sandwich, a physics club - "its sort of social. Demented and sad, but social, right?", more lurkers who decide not to be anymore (lurkers that is), more strippers, a complete archive of all posts ever made on the VS, something in the script that makes Gator bashing posts appear in all lower case pale gray in a 2pt font, Mud's home and work phone numbers at the top of the page so we can call him whenever someone posts something we don't like or if we just want to shoot the breeze, a vending machine that gives you good coffee, more strippers, public endorsments from Jeremy Foley, Mike Slive, Myles Brand and Walter Cronkite, flashing lights and neon colors, 24 hour realtime scores and updates of all Gator sporting events, an annual week long meeting in Vegas, better armament, to take a more active role in space exploration, and more strippers. This is of course only a partial list.