G74 has a heck of a headache ahead of him. Never film yourself doing stuff you don’t want people to see. Shockingly, Tommy Chong is involved in a drug related case. Albanians are having sex in the street. Annika made us talk about golf and Ghost is not happy. Coach Tony is leaving his job, probably to train for the release of NCAA Football 2004. The Clash should be in every jukebox. Beer is good! American Idols are tired, dog tired. Also there is a heavy betting industry associated with it. Swamp Woman is bad according to her best friend. ACC expansion makes some people testy, but not as testy as when SwampGas is right about it. Gators will almost always help each other unless they are looking for free lodging. Gullible people in North Carolina have been fooled by Gator journalism grads. Oreos are not high on the list of nutritional foods. Mercedes Benz is the Chevy of Bocca The moon will appear red on my daughter’s birthday Women can play golf and learn the nuances of football, contrary to popular belief. A few is some which is several which is pretty much whatever you want it to be. Booty wonders about the designated hitter rule in college baseball; he is either for it or against it but so far is playing his cards close to the vest. Wize is playing his cards all over the internet and winning. Mud is not who he seems to be, at least on dates. The DoubleTree in Gainesville is changing its name, probably due to the stigma it has gotten from the MudDuck boards. It is a fact that we all have opinions, especially about where we should be allowed to express them. Some people act like going to the Lounge is a punishment. Other people know that it is. Our government has an on-line garage sale. If it were all in $1 bills, Ted Turner lost over nine thousand tons of money. Al-Queda still doesn’t like us. A FEW people still talk about Gator football. Will the courts tell Bama the Price Is Right and make them pay up? Vijay Singhe is all for separate and not so equal. Melissa Gilbert has grown as a person. GatorPower has reached stage 2 in his recovery and seems to be handling it quite well. Cock Holiday actually DOES speak to Clemson fans – his family must be so ashamed. Stupid links should be just that – stupid. Not many great ones wore #41. If Clinton thought everyone would eventually let it fade from memory he need only look to America’s fixation on the sex life of a President dead 40 years to realize it’s with him for life… and beyond. Somehow ESPN, the Matrix and a trailer are all tied together. Must be somewhere in the south. People with nothing better to do with their time found a new way to spread misery across the internet. Ray Romano is WAAAAY overpaid. Green Mile = Good 8 Mile = Not So Good. Women’s knees are weaker than men’s so I guess we should give them a pillow or something. Booty thinks Jenna has an odor problem, but Mud says it’s all good. Between posts about chess, Klingonese, American Idol, building computers and video games we have cemented ourselves as world class geeks. And in a not so related note here are some things my wife told me I should have learned by now as listed in a forwarded e-mail. 1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Don't worry about what people think about you, they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a mechanic. 4. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat. 5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. 9. For every action, there is an equal & opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes. 16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. 18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. 19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. 20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. 22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. 25. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.