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Reptile Dysfunction (68.99.17.75) on 10/31/2011 - 9:18 p.m. says: ( 260 views , 1 likes )

"I bought 7 bags of candy for treaters..."

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My mission was to not have any candy left... I usually average around a little over 100 treaters a year but I thought this year was going to be lower.

6:15 - my first treater shows up... I grab about 5 pieces and drop them into the bag

6:30 - the count of treaters is up to 10.  Things are kind of slow so I'm worried I'll have lots of candy left.

6:45 - the count is only 16.  I continue to hand out 5 pieces at a time.  Tons of candy left.

7:00 - things are picking up.  The count is now 31.  So I go to around 4 pieces.  I still think lots of candy left

7:15 - all of sudden I'm up to 52 people.  Not to worry.  I've gone through about 2/3rds of my candy.

7:30 - my count is up to 76 people.  Probably have about 40 pieces of candy left. Will be turning the lights off soon.

7:45 - as I go out to handle what I thought would be the last treater, it was like a swarm.  One by one, they came to my house asking for candy.  They were everywhere.  I panicked.  I counted the numbers and I counted the candy.  I didn't have enough.  So I had to do a shameful thing.  I had to make it look like I dropped candy into some of the sacks when I actually didn't.  I think I did it to two kids that had lots of candy.  When it was over, I rushed into the house, turned off the porch light, garage light, house lights and went straight to the basement hoping the rest of the treaters don't TP my house.

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