Anybody know anything about QB Drew Weatherford of Land O' Lakes FL? He has UT among his early leaders. The blurb I read about him said he was all-state as a junior and the Tampa Trib's Pasco County Player of the Year. Have any of you guys seen him play or do any of you know anything about him? He is a 6'9" 385lb QB who doubles as his own center and left guard. He threw for more than 110,000 yards and 227 TDs in last year's playoffs alone. He runs a 2.4 forty (but only when the field is enveloped in a cesium gas cloud). During the season he completed 275 of 241 tosses (he would pass the ball to a teammate run up to him as the ball arrived and knock it away so he could score off his own pass - these were often credited as double completions). He also played a little defensive back and picked off 27 passes - all for TDs. He has filled in as a place kicker and has a career long FG of 78 yards and a punt of 99. Wheatherford sews his own footballs and his rendition of the national anthem has yet to meet an eye it can't tear up. Drew speaks 22 languages including both Mandarin and Cantonese Chinese making him a polyglot - but no one holds this against him. He works with the leppers on Molakai and has developed a new composite foam for the space shuttle that can withstand temperatures of over 15,000 degrees Kelvin and can endure pressures of over 300,000 pounds per square inch. He saved his daddy's farm from financial ruin by inventing a soon to be released tasty new meat product for McDonalds made entirely from pig tongue and duck beak. Drew was senior class valedictorian for the past four classes at Land O' Lakes high and has spoken before the state legislature, congress and the UN. It is rumored he alone eliminated all of Saddam's weapons of mass destruction before the Iraq war. He sings in the Sunday choir and his momma loves him, she loves him, she gets down on her knees and hugs him, whoa she loves him like a rock, she rocks him like the rock of ages, and she loves him.