to realize that it's not really power if you don't abuse it. When Mud gives me control over your fates, virtual blood will flow through the Lounge. Lurkers will be surprised that when I challenge conservatives to name a single Republican who was a better president than Obama, no one can come up with an answer. Or at least not for longer than 30 seconds.

And y'all will be lucky if I just delete your posts when you disagree with me, thanks to the admin edit function. All who dare oppose The Great Voljean will find themselves disgraced before their peers. InspectorVol will post a donation link for the Obama campaign. Chill for Romney. Clockwork will give anecdotal evidence proving the validity of astrology. Baby Sis will announce that she is opening a charter school. UFNY that he is joining AFT. Michi and TxGator will sing the praises of Bobby Bowden. 3rdWard will lament that Saint Bobby wouldn't coach at UF. Beachmaster will argue that government employees are overpaid. Weagle will post the words to Rockytop over and over again. Swamp will convert to Islam. Albert to Scientology. GatorDJ will proclaim that Gary Glitter's Rock n Roll Part II is greatest song in history. Aubie will plead for more government regulations for the construction trade. Native for do it yourself home transactions. 10EC will announce that he loves Pepsi. Jamie that she loves Pat Robertson. BammerFan will admit that he can't bench press more than 50 pounds. Hobbes that he has always regretted not being able to get into Alabama. For JimG8R, Julliard. Dawgspeare will post something stupid. M*** *** ****** something rational. GaorCane will argue that mixed allegiances are for people who can't make decisions. Utahman that people from lesser football schools who post on SEC boards are just crying for attention. Jethro will post pictures of ugly women. Southwest Florida gator of Smokey. MIAUTiger of The Bear.

Give me the helm of the ship, Mud. I'm ready.

Sorry for leaving a bunch of people out. Ran out of time.