One afternoon, Swamp Gas was riding in his limousine when he saw two Vols along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one Vol, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor Vol replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," Swamp Gas said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," Swamp Gas replied.

Turning to the other poor Vol he stated, "You may come with us, also." The second Vol, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," Swamp Gas answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to Swamp Gas and said,"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

Swamp Gas replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."