Tennessee

-I've decided that when I die, I'd like the UT football team to lower me into the ground...that way they can let me down, one last time.

-*insert long string of profanity here*

-Just shoot me and end this nightmare

-bahahaha. This is embarrassing at this point. "its great to be a tennessee fan" said no one ever

-Next time Gameday wants to come to knoxville....just shoot them.

-BEWARE of the DOOL-AID!!

-I just want to throw up

-He is making Zook look like Lomardi.

-This team is so ****ing heartless. The first all castrato football team.

-oh GOD we still have to play 'Bama this year!

-But he wears orange pants and Nick Saban said he was good!

-We should hire Joker. I guarantee you he'd do better with this roster.

-just glad we aren't playing ULM this year.

-Can we switch to the Ohio Valley Conference?

-Somewhere...out there....in the darkness......Phil Fulmer is smiling.

-I don't think patience pays off when you made the wrong decision to begin with

-Pass the Jim Jones Dool-aid

-I have been a Vol fan since 1957. I am done. All I get for my loyalty are sad, sad performances like this game. This team has no talent - at all (super heros dropping passes that would extend passes that hit him flat in the chest, a quarterback who completes 80% of his passes against chumps, hitting UT receivers at a rate of about 40%, but Gator defenders at a greater rate. The "improved" offensive line not only still could not run block over a grade school team, but now allows Bray to get pressured on about 50% of his pass attempts. As to a defense... well there is none. Florida is running up and down the field against air. The Vols are so bad that the kickers look like the best part of the team. For all of you who can stay loyal after this, good luck. See if you can stick it with this bunch of bums as long as I did. Goodbye, Vols.

-I'm done with Tennessee football. Dooley is a joke. Adios

-We'll get em next yr. right???

-This team can kiss my #$%! See ya Dooley! Losers

-Well....at least I can still look forward to basketball season!

-Why do they even televise this game every yr. and call it a rivalry?

-UT's rivals are Miss St. Vandy and Kentucky now.

-Call me a negavol. Call me whatever. I have put so much time and effort in believing in CDD. I have defended him time and time again. I really like the guy as a person. But I'm out of gas guys. I spent $400 on tonight's game. I spent 10 hrs. I spent an entire off-season. I give up. I'm sorry. 8 years is just too damn many. I love you guys. I love my Vols. But I need a break. And we need a new coach.

-I honestly just don't care about this team anymore. They gave up tonight trying to figure out why I shouldn't too.

-Dooley has more receptions than Justin Hunter this quarter

-I hate college football.

-I'm gonna go drown in Jack and Ice Cream.

-It burns. My eyes are burning while watching this.

-We really need to figure out this whole kicking footballs thing.

-God I'm so butthurt right now. My abs hurt from yelling at Teague's slaw ass all second half. Congrats, UF... If you haven't heard any of the announcers recently, you've now beat us eight straight.

-I would give a testical for a K, P, and for M Teague to be working at Burger King instead of stinking up Neyland every Saturday

-Well its been real guys, see you at the liberty bowl

-We just collapsed like f***ing JENGA

-Yelling so much my voice just quit halfway through another string of "damn damn damn damn".

-bray has caught tennessee headcaseitis

-absolutely pitifall

-any bridge jumpers tonight?

-hopefully our team

-This has got to be a nightmare that we will wake up from. Spurier, Zook, Meyer and now Muschamp. Tennessee, who's your daddy?

-Ive talked to much s*%t to lose this game, come on VOLS

-You really should know better after all these years. I kept my mouth shut. I'm glad I did.

-Dooley comes through again with the half time adjustment..for the other team

-think im going to watch an adult movie, at least i know it has a happy ending

-Lol maybe we should switch to the ACC?

-Bray comes up small in big games. Dooley obviously hands out weed brownies at halftime. Hunter and Patterson can't make easy catches. And that vaunted D can't stop this pathetic Florida offense.

-we're the gas pumpers now.

-There's no way they're two touchdowns better than us

-Exactly, they still have time to score two more.

-So, are we still storming the field?

-looks like somebody spent a little bit to much time hot rodding sea-doos and throwing beer botles this summer

-I have my three friends with me. Jose, Jack, and Jim. We're fixin' to have us a good night.

-Somebody notify KPD that the goal posts are safe.

-Is the crowd booing yet?

-Yes, from the ramps leaving the stadium

-still trying to figure out how you have a young team with long way to go for four years.

-hey guy remember that time we were in the top 25... those were good times..lol

-after 8 years of this (and other things) i'm beginning to appreciate how vandy fans feel.

-Hamilton was willing to open the checkbook and pay big, but no one wanted this dumpster fire.

-Avoiding facts is pretty much the only way to convince ourselves Dooley can still win.

-The Dooley sheep are hilarious. We're now excited to be "dominant" against NC State and Akron. We don't even compete against SEC teams anymore. What's funny is that the "negavols" have been saying the exact same things for three years now...it's the Dooley sheep that keep changing their excuses. That's right sheep...Michael Jackson and Jerry Sandusky weren't touching kids, Whitney Houston wasn't smoking crack, it has just been made up for years because people are "just so negative!". Idiots.

Arkansas

-CBS = Crimsontide Broadcasting System

-Someone wake me when Saban puts their cheerleaders in. I wanna see a skirted hotty stiff arm our LB's.

-When you only pass when the white guy who can't pass is in, you tend to give your strategy away quickly.

-I'm numb....not drunk..not high....just numb. And I haven't raided any medicine cabinet yet.

-Hate to say it, but I'll be perusing other games to watch so I don't have a stroke.

-It's raining.....a rainbow should show up later. I like rainbows.

-My wife loves me...she just brought me more beer.

-Paul would do us all a favor if he calls the sideline wipe out smith route....looks like an accident

-This all started with an erection. Our AD never expected an erection. He wasn't ready to replace an erection. He failed to plan for that. So he hired a fellow who makes a Houston Nutt interview look sane.

-Sometimes...you just gotta lay down and bleed.

-All mind altering drugs should be allowed in the state of Arkansas until at least November. Call it a law of mercy for the suffering.

-If we make it to 7-5, I'll devour a live donkey.

-Is that place in Waco still open? I feel the need to join.

-Harvey Updyke poisoned our stadium.

-2012 Moral Champs.

-Jesus hates Arkansas.

-I said 7 wins before the season started. Really had my head in the clouds, then.

-Thank you Jeff Long for firing our coach for what got Bill Clinton re-elected!

-I'm tempted to actually go buy one of those integrity shirts now......to wipe my ass with it.

-Integrity...yeah...great. Too bad we suck ditchwater.

-Going over to my mom's house to raid her medicine cabinet....anybody besides me want a pill?

-Somebody grab the lube.

-What a joke this team is. I don't care whos fault it is. It is a disgrace to the university, the fans and the razorback brand. I will not post or support this team anymore this year. My hog shirts and hats are going in the closet til bball season gets here, as I'm tired of being heckled by opposing fans where I go. Peace out LOSERS. I HOPE THEY HANG 60 ON THE HOGS AND SHUT THEM OUT!

-forfiet and keep the score at 38-0

-Just got back from the Bama game. I am now pro-choice because aborting that game would have been the right thing to do.

-I'm so glad we hired a comedian as a football coach, instead of...you know... a football coach.

-WELL AT LEAST JOHN L SMITH HASN'T EMBARRASSED US YET. F* NEVERMIND

-Good news everyone, my connection to the live stream crapped out so I don't have to watch the rest of this bull#badword#.

-F* YOU, YOU BACKWARDS, INBRED MOTHERF*ER. YOU AND YOUR WHOLE F*ING FAMILY, F* YOU ALL TO HELL OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, ALABAMA.

-Arkansas is now and perhaps for some time, the Lindsey Lohan of college football.

-Im thinking the Bring back the Blonde, repair the motorcycle and have Bobby back on the sideline ASAP!!!! I mean really.

-Johnny Cash, ' Hurt ' should be a part of this pregame

-"Rape Me" would be appropriate.

-now that our safeties have seen 3 straight runs up the gut, here comes the play action they bite on. edit: or they just keep running it down our throats.

-Any chance Bama scores during the halftime?

-come on saban, pull back. the ass is gushing blood.

-New drinking game: take a shot every time we get a first down. Oh...wait.

-I hate motorcycles.

Southern Cal

-lol....why do we even have safteys?

-*sadface*

-time to get drunk

-What a f***** shame. Heisman hopes - done. Title hopes - done. Kiffin getting outcoached.

-Apparently our offensive line was recruited from Spain because they look like bullfighters out there!

-well the season is officially over

-Our O-line does lack a certain physical presence doesn't it! They look like they're trying to square dance with Stanfords d-linemen. It's pathetic, I never thought I'd see a USC O-line get pushed around like little girls and be completely disrespected by the trees.

-I just want to say that if USC loses there will be no thread next week because I will have killed myself.

-Somebody Needs to Put Lane Kiffin in a Closet at Half Time

-This pipe dream that Lane Kiffin will be a good coach one day needs to end.

-He's a petulant child that bans reporters lies about polls and can't coach a close game to save his life.

-Wow. We suck.

-This is rough. Might switch from beer to rum.

-stop giving up you chicken#badword# bastards

-But we look so good in 7 on 7's...

-This team would quit against an SEC defense. 39 rushing yards. Barkley would not survive.

-USC is getting F**ING MANHANDLED

-Barkely is a premadona, reads all the press clippings about touch downs and can't even throw a 10 yard pass...Oline is worst in USC history, what happened to the D-line's of old? ZERO push against a Stanford team that could barely beat San Jose St. This is a joke.

-I could name 10 teams that could kick the crap out of us right now but it's cocktail time.

-Kiffin's deer in the headlights look is back.......

-Kiffin is a weasel and not a good coach. He brings bad Karma to the program.

-I have no sympathy for Barkley, he is NOT A GAMER...bottom line, hands down, the biggest pushover when it comes to stepping up in games, he just seems to get worse as the pressure builds...Cant wait for him to be gone...

-Oh, and horrible play calling. And way too many dropped passes. Again. bad tackling too. db's being burned every other throw. anything else?

-This team is not good enough or deep enough to get to the NC. And if we did, we would get #badword#e-stomped by either Alabama or LSU.

-OLine did their best impression of the Maginot line

-Well at least the suspense is over... We now can scratch "BCS title game" of the list. Oh wait… that was the only thing on the damn list. This season is a bust.

-I have a theory that we may not be that good

Auburn

-We should have stormed the field and torn down the goal posts after that great win.

-Sorry, my kool aid got knocked out of my hand in the stampede of other teams and fans running over us.

-Sunshine pumpers are going to have their work cut out for them.

-Maybe we can make new lapel pins for Chizik to wear: AUFUL

-If you are ok with that dumpster fire than I feel sorry for you.

-I am not joking. I don't want to watch this team play anybody in the SEC. Like watching your best friend get beat to death. I have fantastic season tickets that I am selling. PM me if anyone is interested.

-Right now I'm just happy that we succeeded where Arkansas failed.

-We are undefeated at home this year!!!!

-I know this is not football related but here it is...LSU won't be ready for how clean our campus looks and how "green we think" at Auburn when they see how we take our game trash, yes that means the trash we normally leave in the stands, and put it in or near a trash can. Plus as we're walking to our cars we pickup at least two pieces of trash and put it, you guessed it, in or near a trash can.

-Feels like kissing you sister and then getting charged for sexual abuse.

-We are young. Sun was in our eyes. Dog ate our homework. We thought gametime was 11:21 p.m. New coordinators. That's about it I guess.

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