I was beginning to wonder if perhaps you were asleep at the switch. While I was thankful for your head nod toward my Gators, I was incapable of understanding how you allowed the dregs of college football to flourish.  Well, you sure showed lowly little ole' me  !  With one stroke of your mighty hand you righted a myriad of wrongs yesterday. 

What a grand day  !   The Mighty Gators played " real man " football, the gawddamnedcurvermine fell for the third time in a row to the great cur kicker, the noles proved yet again they can't even win in a powder puff basketball conference and the catholics descended on scum like an angry hoard of pedophile priests. Lord, your works are truly wondrous to behold.

Once again, Many thanks and since I didn't ask for this monumental ass stompin' could you please allow me one small request, " Would you please add notre lame and the head bucknut to your to-smite list sometime real soon  ? "    Your faithful servant Hump.