could you do me one little favor.  I know you don't like involking your omnipotentness for such trivial pursuits but last year things sorta got out of hand.  So if you could just cast a sideways glance in the directing of the old Gator Bowl this afternoon around 3:30 or so there is a slight imbalance in the celestial continuum that needs your attention.

Its Florida / cur week again and the (your name)damnedcurvermine are in need of a major ass smiting again.  I realize it is a small thing to your holiness but it would mean a lot to old Hump. So if you happen to be in the neighborhood and are in the mood for a little fun how about stompin' the dog crap out of those incestuous, animal sodomizing, drooling, shrubbery worshiping idolaters from hades ( you remember, that armpit gateway to the underworld, Athens. ) 

Thank you Lord for listening to me.  I think Satan blindsided you last year while you were still busy getting rid of  Cheeseburger Charley.  Could you humor me a bit this time around.

Amen,

Your humble servant,

Hump 

PS, Thanks for leaving Rectum in charge of the philistines for another year.