1) I hate the Warchant...

2) I hate the fans claiming a "Dynasty" because they won 2 titles in 14 years. (We won two NC's in 3 years. 3 in 12. What's that make us? A super dynasty?)

3) I hate their fans. See points one and two above.

4) I hate their crappy twinkie conference and them then yet complaining about the Gators OOC schedule.

5) I hate the Semi revisionist history. ("Oh, wait, we were established in 1851"; "we invented Gatorade before there was Gatorade but we called it Seminole Firewater."; "it took an act of the Florida legislature to force the Gators to play us" All complete bull hockey)

6) I hate their joke taxpayer funded erector set of a stadium that they can only fill when the Gators come to town.

7) I hate/hated their players. I hated Rix, Deon "class optional" Sanders,"Warsaw Rules" Janokowski, "Its not like I shot the President" Warrick, Pittman, Darnell Dockett, Chris "30 year old Millionare QB" Weinke, and every guy who ever played for them not named Warrick Dunn. And when I think about 1993, I hate Dunn too.

8) I still hate that 2003 game and the ACC officiating crew. We've listened to those crybabies whine for 45 years about Lane Fenner but they have never admitted a single bad call from the ACC crew that THEY HAVE COMPLAINED ABOUT IN EVERY OTHER GAME for the last 15 years but that one game in Gainesville. However, Winning the next 6 (including getting two titles and a Hiesman) dulled the pain from 2003 a bit.

9) I hate their excuses ("uh, we lost 52-20 because we had the flu"; "we lost Fiesta Bowl because Weinke was out"(Query--wasn't UT missing its best rusher that night? not to mention that FSU got into that game only because UCLA and K State lost); "We lost 6 in a row to UF because we were hamstrung by Bowden"; "Its not fair we have to play games on Thursday nights"; "Give us one more chance to play Notre Dame"; "but we had to play Miami" etc.)

10) I hated their former coach (St. Bob-- division 2 wins counting, figurehead not coaching, his guys were never wrong, prayed for misdemeanors, and acted like a spoiled child for the last 10 years of his career). And I hate their current coach ("How come we're ranked below 2 loss teams? That BCS is retarded." Answer: Because you played Murray State and Savannah State, Mensa. Oh, and you lost to a 5 loss NC State team. But I digress).

So yeah, 51 weeks out of the year, I think of the TOW as a gnat, a nosee-um, a minor annoyance. But this week I get amped up all over again. I can't help it.

Go Gators. Stomp them Noles silly.