1) Pole-dancing with the "Sexy Seniors" 50+ troupe at a gentlemen's club in DC tonight (as told to my fitness group);

2) Moving to Medford, MA, to create an eDiscovery curriculum at Tufts Law School and living with my mother-in-law (as told to Mrs. GJ);

3) A baseball fan newly interested in the Marlins (as told on my facebook status page); and

4) Working for the SCum General Counsel and saying "#badword# the Gators" (I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY OF YOU BOUGHT THAT!).

Thanks for playing. Happy April 1. GO GATORS!