obviously rabid Gator and CFB fan I was rooting around at the NCAA offices and found > this old "To-do list" in the back of an office > drawer. > Pretty interesting. > NCAA To-do List (circa 1988) > 1. Ruin pre-New Year's bowl games by moving them to > New Year's Day to overlap with "Big Five" > 2. Ruin New Year's Day itself by moving all major > bowl > games to later in the week. > 3. Ruin major bowl games by playing them on > weeknights, hopefully preventing fans from > travelling > and/or tailgating > 4. Further ruin major bowl games by starting them at > 9PM, preventing anyone with a job from watching the > fourth quarter. > 5. Move pre-New Year's Day games to post-New Year's > Day, eliminating any purpose of the New year's Day > holiday whatsoever, aside from ingesting large > quantities of Special Ginseng Hangover Extract. > 5. Sign "Like A Rock" commercial to 150-year > contract > and broadcast during each timeout of every regular > and > post-season college football game. > 6. Find a way to get Florida back on probabtion. We > really hate those SOBs.