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Early on the morning of Day 2 of miami Week, evidence already abounds that this week's opponent represents an execrable institution known more for corruption, cheating, and scandal than actual academics. Yes, they have some strong programs, but how often does one hear of the institution lauding these? Never. They are more interested in promoting their team of smelly, lawless thugs dressed in ugly colors.
Given this lack of respectability, please refrain from writing their name - if you must at all - with capitalization that suggests worthiness.
Proper spellings include:
scum
SCum
DumP
BumS
"university" of miami
...and so forth. Please be creative, but please do not, ever, capitalize their name. Especially this week.
Plus, their president is a hobbit.
I loathe miami, and you should too.
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