Bandwagon "Fans" that never went to the school

Orange Bowel was a cesspool

Taught to "Gyrate when you break up a pass"

And Nothing that resembles class

...I hate Miami

Michael Irvin, Randall Hill

Ray Lewis, the thrill to kill

Luther Campbell, Pell Grant Shame

Self imposed bans from third tier games

...I hate Miami

Jimmy Johnson, Gangsta culture

That damn bird looks like a vulture

Kellon Dub says he's "a Soldier?"

I can't take it, have I told ya?

...I hate Miami

Northern bleach blond boob job bisons

Torreta and Vinnie were jokes, return those Hiesmans!

Short dude sports car driving "Miami slicks"

Who act like its still ..'86?!

...I Hate Miami

Stupid unis, that stupid "U"

If only Nebraska didn't go for two

(There'd be) No Fiesta Bowl Camo "Tour of Duty"

Mythical titles, nor Doug Flutie

...I hate Miami

But it doesn't keep me up at night

Laughed till I cried after first wide right

Bobby's boys crying, what a sight!

Noles' despair was my delight

So thanks for that "U",

But..

....I still #badword#ing hate Miami

Shapiros, Shannons, Shalalas

Golden can no longer buy "playas"

"Home" games 30 miles from Coral Gables

A nice run but now the tables

have turned because its been years

since "U" was good and now "U" cry tears

"Team of the 80s"?---long been demantled

"U"'s only good games are on History Channel

Gators will stomp "U" and then we're done

"U" go back to play before no one

Let "U" wallow in the mighty ACC

Join the Noles in misery

I know that you all feel the same

We better win this freakin' game

Like 28-3 in 1983

Over their first "champ"/chump team,

So repeat after me....

..I

....HATE

......... MIAMI