That would still be unacceptable. I want to see an ass whoopin never before witnessed in College Football.

I want to see an ass whoopin so hard, Shalala the Troll will crawl back under her bridge and never return.

I want to see an ass whoopin so hard, Luther will give up the crack pipe and go Amish.

I want to see an ass whoopin so hard, the NCAA will end up killing off scum athletics as a "gesture of compassion in light of such suckage"

I want to see an ass whoopin so hard, Chuck Norris will shed a tear.

I want to see an ass whoopin so hard, Geneva will have to hold more conventions.

Finally...

I want to see an ass whoopin so hard, there won't be enough tarp in the ACC to cover the shame and humiliation of Coral Gables for the next ten thousand years

I want that eyebrow freak of a stork sporting that green and orange horseshoe eyesore bleeding black and effin blue all damn year starting Saturday.

And I want that embarrassment to the words "educational institution" forever stripped of their tainted trophies of trash talking transient tripe and go back to the 3rd rate garbage disposal vocational technician subpar beauty school and phlebotomy lobotomy suckonme parasite to all American values.

For starters!

Da "U" stands for Upchuck.

Please beat up the cAnEz...