After we get rolled 50-something to zero-something by the X-men we should be nice and angry for you guys. And an angry (Jacob? Justin?) Worley is as dangerous as a hungry Freddie Beer Keg Kitchens. (I'll save you a trip to the Google "“ he's the QB coach or something like that with the Arizona Somethings.)

I do not speak from the lofty perch of credibility. I have not seen a UT game live since our WORST HOME LOSS IN HISTORY to the Xmen in 2010. I have not watched a full UT game since our DUMBEST LOSS IN HISTORY to LSU in 2010. I think our running back is named Lane but then again I also thought Madeline Kahn used to be secretary of state. I cannot name a single defensive player but I bet there is a Johnson or Smith in there and some first names that have apostrophes and I bet they look real mean but are actually pretty nice when it comes to tackling. I cannot tell you why our coach buttons his shirt to the top like I used to do at VBS or why he looks like he had "a accident"� in his press photo, but he seems like a nice fella and it'll be more difficult to photoshop his eyes close together than it was for Fulmer's. I cannot tell you why Wobbley looks like he's throwing a nerf ball but slower and with much greater difficulty than I can ever remember throwing one. And apparently we have recruited well this year. But Texas recruits well and look at that trainwreck.

What I CAN tell you is that it will be 3am for me when the game comes on = very drunk but not passed out, very passed but not drunk out, or asleep - and probably asleep. Someone wake me up when we get within single digits of beating Florida.