Lounge out tonight,

Trouble in VS land,

Got a head on collision,

Smashin' the English language, man,

I'm caught in a cross fire,

That I don't understand,

I don't give a damn,

for the same old Breitbart links,

I don't give a damn,

for just the Glenn Beck hooey,

Honey, I want the heart, I want the soul,

I want FOX NEWS right now

Talk about a Gas post,

try to make it real

You wake up in the night,

with a fear so real,

Spend your life waiting,

for a legible sentence that just don't come,

Well, don't waste your time waiting,

GASLANDS, you gotta live it everyday,

Let the broken vocabulary stand

As the price you've gotta pay,

We'll keep pushin' till it's understood,

and these GASLANDS start treating us good.

Workin' in the message boards

till you get your carpal tunnel,

Workin' 'neath the links

till you get your facts learned,

Baby, I got my propaganda links

learned real good right now,
Swamp Gas wanna be heard,
Mud wanna reasonable discussion,

And a reasonable discussion ain't happenin,

till Gas types something legible,

I wanna go out tonight,

I wanna find out what Gas said!?

I believe in the link that Native gave me,

I believe a link from DJ will save me,

I believe in the faith

and I pray, that someday it may raise me,

Above these GASLANDS!

GASLANDS, you gotta log in everyday,

Let the broken links stand

As the price you've gotta pay,

We'll keep pushin' till it's understood,

and these GASLANDS start treating us good.

For the ones who had a notion,

A notion deep inside,

That it ain't no sin to read a British tabloid

I wanna find one sentence that looks legible to a 2nd grader

I wanna find one link, one link from an objective source

I wanna spit in the face of these GASLANDS

GASLANDS, you gotta login everyday,

Let the broken links stand

As the propaganda at play,

We'll keep pushin' till it's understood,

and these GASLANDS start treating us good.

Feel free to add or create some more verses!