I've been asking him to keep the curvermine undefeated in conference play so my Gators could crush their school girl dreams of returning to their delusions of past glory. Well, it seems The Lord always knows best. He knew we didn't have the offense to beat any top twenty team so, not to totally disappoint his loyal servant Hump, he went ahead and Smote the Gawddamnedcurvermine between their sacred bushes.

I thanked him last night for kicking the dogs And surely setting us up for future greatness. I am pretty sure he is planning something mighty for the Gators because he has been testing us lately. He has sent plagues down on us like a recovering mentally defective Urban Meyer, Adazio, Weis and Muschamp for a reason. I only wish I was smart enough to know his grand plan. I simply asked him to let me live long enough to see it. Oh, and I thanked him once again for the old fashioned dog stomping !