Yeah, timely visit, I know, but I'm not coming to sling mud (no pun intended).

As much as enjoy beating you all, I actually find this affair more fun when we're both "up" and relevant in the national picture. It seems like it's been forever since we've been both been a legit national contenders at the same time. I'm sure I'll regret making that statement when you all are back in the game, and I don't think it'll take long.

I know it's rough when I don't even text or call my IRL Gator friends to rag them.  

I know some of you would prefer not to be patronized, and that's not the case, but if you're feeling that way, then I'll close by saying screw you, I don't need this crap, I have better things to do than hang around here, and besides, these pizzas in my passenger seat aren't going to deliver themselves .