Aug 30 South Florida Birmingham 2:00 p.m./ESPN EAT YOUR HEART OUT SOUH FLORIDA AS IF WE WOULD WANT YOUR COACH. The SHULA ERA BEGINS AND ONLY 322 WINS TO GO BEFORE COACH MIKE SHULA BREAKS COACH BRYANT'S RECORD. BAMA 57 South Florida 0 Sep 6 Oklahoma Tuscaloosa 6:45 p.m./ESPN Oklahoma lucked out last year and try to do a Auburn and buy there way out of this game but no such luck BAMA don't play that way. BAMA willpay the SOONERS back who do have one of the great defenses in the country and they will be able slow down but not stop BAMA's new high octane pros tyle offense. BAMA 16 Oklahoma 10 (whew!) Sep 13 Kentucky* Tuscaloosa TBA Probation has to hurt a program like Kentucky that has no tradition (other than COACH BRYANT being there years ago) so look FOR BAMA to roll over Kentcuky in a laughter. BAMA 55 Kentucky 0 Sep 20 Northern Illinois Tuscaloosa TBA NIU came in to Jordan Hare and GAVE Auburn all it could handle in 2000 so this GAME could be close for the TIDE!!! NOT!!!! LOL!!!!!!! Look for a lot of subs to play as the TIDE really starts ROLLING BAMA66 NIU 0 Sep 27 Arkansas* Tuscaloosa TBA The Johnny come latelys to the SEC THINK that they willl upset Bama, they rget that this is BAMA and they don't HAVE our number LIKE they do Auburn no such luck BAMA is too POWERFUL for the Oinkers. The SEC is like a bowl of collard GREENS, the Pigs are LIKE the fatback pork, adds a little flavor but no nutrion. Nutt is a nut and just like that crazy preacherman my ex-wife thought was so high and mighty till it turend out he was screwing the organist. Any there not going to be no upset BAMA 21 Arkansas 7 Oct 4 Georgia* Athens, GA TBA/CBS Georgia doesn't play well in there home stadium Auburn beats them EVERY YEAR there and they WON on a blowed call last year and bearly BEAT Auburn and Ritch has lost A LOT Of players plus they have the guys in trouble selling there rings. I can't believe some one would sale there ring you would never see a BAMA player doing that that is sick. Green is a very good quarterback but not as good as Brodie I beat Auburn wishes Tub hads not INSULTED the Greens and had him come to Auburn, I am gald he didn't.BAMA pays Georgia back: THE CRIMSON TIDE 35 Georgia 17 Oct 11 Southern Miss Tuscaloosa TBA Southern Miss feels it had the score run up on them so they WILL be motivated to come back and BEAT BAMA and this is A TWEENR Game between two SEC games (both on the road) so look for this to be close for three quarters but the cream always rises to the top. BAMA 24 Southern Miss 20 Oct 18 Ole Miss* Oxford, MS TBA A BIG matchup as the TOW LEADING Heisman contenders clash!!!!! Both Brodie and Eli don't have the big marketing blitz but they don't need it and this game could decide who gets the Hesiman. The class of the west go to doulbe overtime as BAMA wins 42 to 38. Oct 25 Tennessee* Tuscaloosa 2:30 p.m./CBS UT some how got this game moved to the FOURTH Saturday in OCTOBER instead of the THIRD and clear slap at the TRADITON that BAMA built along with the SEC and to make it worst Roy Kramer got an open date for UT. UT own seven straight in the 1990's thanks to turmoil at BAMA but now we have new stablailty at the Capstone with the second biggest name in football heading the Crimson Tide. Besides UT won seven straight but BAMA won every game from 1971 to 1982 and then again from 1986 to 1992 and they tied in 1993 and when UT does that then you can talk otherwise just shut up and know that BAMA owns you and also owns TWELVE NATIONAL TITLES and you have one. WIN ELEVEN MORE AND THERN YOU UT FANS CAN TALK. BAMA stars another 12 game winning streak over the Vols. BAMA 27 UT 12 Nov 8 Mississippi State* Starkville, MS TBA Jackie Sherril is still MAD that BAMA didn't offer him the job, but WE don't WANT a cheater (we fired Dubose for cheating) however this will be JACKIE's swan SONG and BAMA is too strong tfor the Bulldogs. Too bad because SHERRILL knows coaching and if he had BEEN at BAMA he wouldn't have to cheat but the only way you can win at MSU is to do that. BAMA 55 MSU 3 Nov 15 LSU* Tuscaloosa TBA The Purple pussy cats come to Tuscaloosa too bad this game isn't at BATON ROUGE we own LSU at there own home stadium, but we own them at Tuscaloosa too. Saban is a good coach but he doesn't HAVE the BREEDING or football sense that MIKE SHULA does so BAMA 23 LSU 21 Nov 22 Auburn* Auburn, AL 2:30 p.m./CBS THE BIGGEST GAME OF THE YEAR FOR AUBURN WE DON'T REALLY CARE BUT IT DOENS'T MATTER WE NOW WON JORDAN HARE AUBURN'S HOPES FOR A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP CRASHES BEFORE BAMA COMES TO TOWN WAY BEFORE BUT WHAT WE DO IS KNOCK AUBURN OUT OF THE INDEPENDENCE BOWL BAMA 45 AUBURN 10. ALL THIS YOU AUBIES BETTER WRITE THIS DOWN YOU HEARD IT HERE ON FIRST FROM FRED. AUBURN HAS A HORRIBLE SEASON JUST LIKE WHEN THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN THE ANTIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP SHUG'S LAST YEAR. THE ONLY REASON YOU WON LAST YEAR IS TCHAD WAS PLANNING TO LEAVE INSTEAD OF MAKING A GAME PLAN AND YOU KNOW IT. ROLL TIDE ROLL. Nov 29 Hawaii Honolulu, HI TBA hAWAII TRIED TO PULL THIS ONE OUT and the ONLY reason it WAS even CLOSE is the liar with MAN TITS was not helping the team. BAMA wins its BOWL GAME 45 to 10. SOUND FAMILIAR??????????????????? LOL!!!!!! BAMA WINS ALL ITS GAME AND DESPITE BEING SHUT OUT OF THE BCS WINS A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP FROM THE AP!! MIKE SHULA IS COACH OF THE YEAR.Aug 30 South Florida Birmingham 2:00 p.m./ESPN Sep 6 Oklahoma Tuscaloosa 6:45 p.m./ESPN Sep 13 Kentucky* Tuscaloosa TBA Sep 20 Northern Illinois Tuscaloosa TBA Sep 27 Arkansas* Tuscaloosa TBA Oct 4 Georgia* Athens, GA TBA/CBS Oct 11 Southern Miss Tuscaloosa TBA Oct 18 Ole Miss* Oxford, MS TBA Oct 25 Tennessee* Tuscaloosa 2:30 p.m./CBS Nov 8 Mississippi State* Starkville, MS TBA Nov 15 LSU* Tuscaloosa TBA Nov 22 Auburn* Auburn, AL 2:30 p.m./CBS Nov 29 Hawaii Honolulu, HI TBA