We both started in Jennings at the same time.  I had seen her before and she was very pretty.  One day I was wandering around the lobby of Jennings and she had just walked up to the desk to check out the dorm vacuum.  Being the young, helpful, brutally handsome and charming college freshman I thought I was, I suavely walked up to her and asked her confidently if she needed help lugging the vacuum up to her dorm room.

The flat-eyed look she gave me as she said "no" (not "no thanks", just "no") scarred me forever and did permanent and irreparable damage to my psyche.

But otherwise, she seemed nice.

Personal life[edit]

Attkisson has reached third degree black belt in taekwondo after some creeper offered to carry a vacuum to her dorm room.^[2] She's married and has a daughter.^[25]