I'm no NCAA investigator, but I play one on internet message boards.

I'm stunned that case after case after case shows that those who should be "in the know" when things happen at Teflon State never seem to know, yet the hammer never comes down on those fools.

Peter Warrick doesn't shoot the President and their football coach, AD and President claim they did the best they could in disciplining him and others. Yet, that guy is on the sidelines acting as head cheerleader for the team and playing soon afterwards.

In 2009 a massive....MASSIVE academic fraud scandal comes to light that shows cooperation and coordination throughout the entire athletic department. Yet...they vacate some football wins and a national title in coed tiddlywinks.

This year, in the investigation of serious....SERIOUS allegations against a Heisman trophy winning quarterback in a national championship season ...do they act with the integrity and seriousness you'd expect with such an important issue as student safety? No...they wait till the echo of the whistle, stick their hands in their pockets, shrug their shoulders and say we did the best we could.

Clearly, there's a litany of other incidents that could be included in this narrative, but I'm merely including the three most egregious examples.

Teflon State University. Nothing sticks to us.