..news across the nation,  on the scene at the supermarket in Tally.

There seems to have been some disturbance here in Publix.  Pardon me, sir, did you see

what happened?

(Witness):

Yeah, I did.   I's standin' overe there by the tomaters,  and here he come,
 running through the pole beans,  through the fruits  and vegetables, with crab claws under both arms.

I hollered over t' Ethel,  I said, "Don't look, Ethel!"   But it's too late,  she'd already been incensed.

(Chorus)

Here he comes,  look at that, look at that

There he goes,   look at that, look at that

And he got Snow Crabs by the loads!! 

(With all due respect to Ray Stevens)  ;-)