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FearTheGatorZ SwampGas wannabee (67.190.213.119) on 5/6/2014 - 8:24 a.m. says: ( 385 views , 11 likes )

"I was able to get a copy of Jameis's exam"

Economics: Jared Jones is hungry and doesn't have much money. What should he do? (A) Walk into an apartment (not his) and cook hot dogs at 4am. As an FSU QB, no one will care. (B) Get free crab legs from Publix. FSU QB's are likely to have special privileges there. (C) Either A or B, whichever is more convenient.

Physics: A BB weighs 5 grams and has an initial velocity of 15 m/s. If fired parallel to the ground, will its kinetic energy be sufficient to break a glass window 10 meters away?

Chemistry: Dan Kendra makes a homemade bomb using toilet bowl cleaner. If the bomb explodes unexpectedly and Dan needs 12 stitches in his face, how much toilet cleaner did Dan use?

Psychology: If a girl says "˜no', what is she really saying? (A) No, I don't want to have sex with you. (B) I really, really want you, and make sure someone is recording it.

Sociology: Marcus Outzen gets angry and smashes a car window. What would have been a better way to manage his anger? (A) Meet with Chris Rix to discuss free handicapped parking. (B) Discuss check forgery options with Adrian McPherson. (C) Consider how much worse it would be if you had your test score belatedly invalidated by the NCAA like Fabian Walker. You could be at Valdosta State.

History: FSU's previous football coach is considered a legend by fans. Which of the following is true of this legend: (A) He compiled a losing record to both of the school's true rivals. (B) During his tenure, the program was investigated by the NCAA three times, with findings of major infractions each time. (C) He had special rules for Polish players. (D) He admitted to being a coward, preferring the easier path to a championship through the ACC. (E) All of the above.

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